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“Hey Cougars – Are you prepared for the apocalypse? How about taking the kids on a fathers and sons outing? What will you tell your HCBW when the toilet paper runs out.

Think about it, your life would be better with a Prepper Bidet!”


Welcome to Our Special Launch Edition


FREE SHIPPING FOR COUGARBOARD

(And that’s not cheap – just trying to keep it simple for the launch)

Please note – This limited time offer is designed to allows us to test our systems. Quantities are limited.


ARE YOU READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE?

THE PREPPER BIDET

CB Navy Blue Launch Edition – $99.95

Tired of crowded campgrounds and smelly outhouses? Take the road that takes you beyond the campgrounds and enjoy nature on your terms! And should the apocalypse come, wouldn’t you love to be the Hero that had purchased a Prepper Bidet before the toilet paper runs out?

The Prepper Bidet – Patent Pending


Save with Factory Seconds – Oops


ARE YOU READY TO GO CAMPING?

THE PREPPER BIDET

CB Navy Blue Factory Seconds – $79.95

Our Factory Seconds will have minor manufacturing defects or blemishes. All the functionality is there and we doubt anyone will notice while camping or during the apocalypse. 

The Prepper Bidet – Patent Pending

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